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I also had a relationship with Asian woman(Japan).Of course she was good in sex but that's not the most important thing ,you can also get Western women who are the same good in sex or even better.From my experience the most important in a relationship is respect and it's true that Asian women treat a man with real respect,most of them do what you tell them without questioning,never talk back...I could go on forever,you can't even compare them with Western women.
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Had a dog like that once
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..."treat a man with real respect,most of them do what you tell them without questioning, never talk back..."
I know how wonderful that would be because I once had a dog like that but, Wow, do you think I could maybe find a man like that toooooo.
Soooooooooooophie
..."treat a man with real respect,most of them do what you tell them without questioning, never talk back..."
I know how wonderful that would be because I once had a dog like that but, Wow, do you think I could maybe find a man like that toooooo.
Soooooooooooophie
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Joke for Chris
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Cargo Load Master from the local air base walked in and said to the shopkeeper "I'll take a 933 monkey, please".
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store, and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, saying, "That'll be $2,000." The man paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a 933 monkey. He can build pallets of freight, plan aircraft loads, rig loads for airdrop, drive forklifts, type manifests, heat meals for officers, and perform the duties of any TrafficTech with no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money"
The tourist then spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and Depot level, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed"
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was $50,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"Actually," said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer and play with his dick, but his papers say he's a Pilot."
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store, and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, saying, "That'll be $2,000." The man paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a 933 monkey. He can build pallets of freight, plan aircraft loads, rig loads for airdrop, drive forklifts, type manifests, heat meals for officers, and perform the duties of any TrafficTech with no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money"
The tourist then spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and Depot level, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed"
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was $50,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"Actually," said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer and play with his dick, but his papers say he's a Pilot."
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Well... none of this has much to do with aviation but it is good fun...
Having been fortunate enough to know some beautiful ladies in many parts of the world ( not speaking just sexually ) I would say that as far as the money side goes the western ladies are just a little more sophisticated in achieving their aims...They will read all the romantic novels ... true love conquers all etc...but when it comes to real life I notice that although they're quite willing to kiss the frog... he 'd better understand that he has to turn into a Prince bloody fast ..! !
Having been fortunate enough to know some beautiful ladies in many parts of the world ( not speaking just sexually ) I would say that as far as the money side goes the western ladies are just a little more sophisticated in achieving their aims...They will read all the romantic novels ... true love conquers all etc...but when it comes to real life I notice that although they're quite willing to kiss the frog... he 'd better understand that he has to turn into a Prince bloody fast ..! !
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HVN or EK?
EK wins!
1.U mix mostly with expats in Emirates...
2.There r no worse pilots and characters than Vietnamese...
3.Food is great, as long as u don't get food poisoning...
4.'Loss of Face" was d main reason for HVN Tu-134 crash at Phnom Pehn (or whatever name for the capital of Cambodia) in '97...
5.They regularly scrape the tails of their B763s, one was even bent couple of years ago...
6.Cheapest girls in S/E Asia but by far not the best!
Want more, send me a PM.
1.U mix mostly with expats in Emirates...
2.There r no worse pilots and characters than Vietnamese...
3.Food is great, as long as u don't get food poisoning...
4.'Loss of Face" was d main reason for HVN Tu-134 crash at Phnom Pehn (or whatever name for the capital of Cambodia) in '97...
5.They regularly scrape the tails of their B763s, one was even bent couple of years ago...
6.Cheapest girls in S/E Asia but by far not the best!
Want more, send me a PM.
IF you have a family the middle east wins they cater well for children and it is very safe .
Gulf Air and Gulf Traveller are expanding supposedly to double the fleet in 3 years , Route structure is better than you might think and a pay rise is on the way , if its chicks you want get Gulf Air to Manilla on your days off....
Gulf Air and Gulf Traveller are expanding supposedly to double the fleet in 3 years , Route structure is better than you might think and a pay rise is on the way , if its chicks you want get Gulf Air to Manilla on your days off....
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LOL!!
hehe!!! Good one sophie!!!
Ok, someone plz help me out here.....whats the situation like for a low time pilot to find work in east asia?? Got only 225 hrs with ME and IF.
Ok...guys stop laughing....seriously any chance at all??? Hey we all got to start somewhere!!! lol!
Cheers
Ok, someone plz help me out here.....whats the situation like for a low time pilot to find work in east asia?? Got only 225 hrs with ME and IF.
Ok...guys stop laughing....seriously any chance at all??? Hey we all got to start somewhere!!! lol!
Cheers
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Sorry Man! Every time I hear Vietnam I go for d pickle switch...
Anyway I still stand by my previous input.
Vietnam and HVN cannot b compared to anything in d Gulf/ME.
Maybe DHL in Bahrain is an exclusion to d rule as dey used to make guys fly Metros w/o a crapper...
Anyway I still stand by my previous input.
Vietnam and HVN cannot b compared to anything in d Gulf/ME.
Maybe DHL in Bahrain is an exclusion to d rule as dey used to make guys fly Metros w/o a crapper...
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Monogamy
Swish266 - doesn't matter where some guys go to fly.
Was talking to a lovely old gent on a flight the other day. Seems his daughter was happily married to a pilot for 10 years with 2 lovely children. He went to the UAE to fly and has dumped her for a lady
up there. I hesitate to call her that 
can't be if she goes out with married men.
So it's not about the quality of the aircraft/maintenance, pay and conditions in determining which location - just will there be enough chicks
Just seems some men use "it" to think with, and most think that monogamy is something you use to make dining room tables out of
Was talking to a lovely old gent on a flight the other day. Seems his daughter was happily married to a pilot for 10 years with 2 lovely children. He went to the UAE to fly and has dumped her for a lady
up there. I hesitate to call her that can't be if she goes out with married men.So it's not about the quality of the aircraft/maintenance, pay and conditions in determining which location - just will there be enough chicks
Just seems some men use "it" to think with, and most think that monogamy is something you use to make dining room tables out of
Props are for boats!
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Regarding Veitnam, does anyone have any info regarding contacts for a flying Job there?
Also what the company conditions are like for expats, and their recruiting requirements?
Thanks in advance.
Regards
Sheep
Also what the company conditions are like for expats, and their recruiting requirements?
Thanks in advance.
Regards
Sheep
