A Prayer For The Stressed!
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A Prayer For The Stressed!
When all seems to be going wrong around you, like it does in Scotia at the moment, just remember this little note.
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they p***ed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember....
When I`m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to p**s me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they p***ed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember....
When I`m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to p**s me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
