Passenger questions and unfunny sayings.
Join Date: May 2003
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thats classic its_ame, I do that all the time to my pax.
you are right. the expression on their face is priceless.
hey and it even got me a tip too. the pax even thought it was funny.
you are right. the expression on their face is priceless.
hey and it even got me a tip too. the pax even thought it was funny.
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Right smack on rotation in my favourite Beech twin and the Trim wheel falls off, uncannily lands on edge and rolls back as far as the mainspar. Pax immediately gets up out of his seat, walks forward, picks it up, taps me on the shoulder and politely hands it back. All below about 300 feet. Whatta you say?
Thanked him and stuck it back on, gave it a few thumps for good measure and chuckled to myself. I wasn't brave enough to turn around and see the look on anyones face. Ahhh GA, I do miss it so.
Thanked him and stuck it back on, gave it a few thumps for good measure and chuckled to myself. I wasn't brave enough to turn around and see the look on anyones face. Ahhh GA, I do miss it so.
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Humor in Uniform
This crabby old airfoce instructor on Tigermoths (WW2) notified his student of"First solo" by removing the stick - waving it in front of the student and then chucked it out on the field, muttering something about "solo"
Student ...being a wise young fella had previosly hid a spare stick in his flying suit - appropriately withdrew it.....waved it at the instructor and then chucked it out on the field as well! .............
Yor right Tenke.... any one standing in front my airplane will see me in the right hand seat.
Student ...being a wise young fella had previosly hid a spare stick in his flying suit - appropriately withdrew it.....waved it at the instructor and then chucked it out on the field as well! .............
Yor right Tenke.... any one standing in front my airplane will see me in the right hand seat.
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This was passed on by the 1st class cabin crew on a flight from 'the subcontinent'.
Gentleman 1st class pax boarded the aircraft and within seconds of being shown to his seat had pushed the call bell and was asking for champagne and caviar.
When the service had begun and the caviar was presented to him he said "I like everything else, but I don't eat that black stuff."
Later, with the obligatory wobble of the head, he asked for "a double Walking Johnny on da rocks, but no ice."
Go figure......?
Gentleman 1st class pax boarded the aircraft and within seconds of being shown to his seat had pushed the call bell and was asking for champagne and caviar.
When the service had begun and the caviar was presented to him he said "I like everything else, but I don't eat that black stuff."
Later, with the obligatory wobble of the head, he asked for "a double Walking Johnny on da rocks, but no ice."
Go figure......?
