OZ Flight Attendants are best known for their...............?
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I received the following from a friend in the U.S.
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh ****, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Qantas"
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh ****, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Qantas"
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Dr Phil,
I can't agree with your mum.
In a past life, with a competitor to Sunnies, we went through a period where all newly hired F/As were older, and on the surface, not as attractive as the head sherang, mostly ex AN as it happened.
They were a fantastic bunch of F/As, intelligent, good conversationalists, great service to pax and drivers, and mostly about 10 yrs older than any of the Sunnies F/As I ever saw.
I can't agree with your mum.
In a past life, with a competitor to Sunnies, we went through a period where all newly hired F/As were older, and on the surface, not as attractive as the head sherang, mostly ex AN as it happened.
They were a fantastic bunch of F/As, intelligent, good conversationalists, great service to pax and drivers, and mostly about 10 yrs older than any of the Sunnies F/As I ever saw.
