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Old 16th May 2010, 21:10
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A dark night! A few bottles of wine! A very affectionate gorilla!
I spent a night in NW Queensland that was suspiciously like that, many moons ago...
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Old 16th May 2010, 23:56
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In one recent article, they inferred that humans and gorillas could cross-breed .
They try with sheep in NZ....
They succeed
The end result is what we call Australians!
That were born in New Zealand and call the gold coast home
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Old 17th May 2010, 00:01
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Originally Posted by The Green Goblin
That were born in New Zealand and call the gold coast home
As I said... Australians..
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Old 17th May 2010, 00:04
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That were born in New Zealand and call the gold coast home
As I said... Australians..
Until they do something like sail around the world, suddenly they are Kiwis

That chip just get's bigger and bigger girls
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As I said... Australians..
If it talks like a kiwi

Collects the dole like a kiwi

Doesn't work like a kiwi...



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Old 17th May 2010, 02:58
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Dood, what does that say about your brother
Actually it's my wife's sister. Thankfully my wife was adopted, there are some genes which just should not be allowed to propogate.
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Old 17th May 2010, 03:04
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Then again, I suppose, if you pulled a good looking gorilla it might not be too bad? I interview people every day that fail the knuckle test so we shouldn't go off half cocked saying you & a gorilla couldn't start a family. Smacks of racism to me.
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Old 17th May 2010, 03:23
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(Can't resist... )

Ah, Australia - the WEST ISLAND of NZ

Ha Ha Ha
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Old 17th May 2010, 05:00
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Nice one Centurion,

This is by far the most entertaining and informative thread about Flight Safety Australia I have read for ages.

The complete lack of relevance to actual 'safety' topics is exactly the same approach that they have at the editorial/graphic design department at FSA.

HAHAHA

HD
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Old 17th May 2010, 05:10
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be cool

sorry i forgot the subject but i remember my friend telling me that flying around australia is kind of an advanture
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Old 17th May 2010, 05:15
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As I said... Australians..
If it talks like a kiwi

Collects the dole like a kiwi

Doesn't work like a kiwi...



j3
You forgot "can't play sport" like a kiwi
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Old 17th May 2010, 08:31
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Ya pac o Barstools!
Fell of me chair an spilled me beer larfin!
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Old 17th May 2010, 08:47
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Devil

Forkie........What have you done ???

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that'l lern 'em
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