What to say??

[Time Bomb Ted]

I once heard from a QF Captain, "I work in pressurised aluminium tubing."

Good one that!

TBT

[Bevan666]

Don't tell mum I'm a pilot.

I tell her I play piano in a whorehouse.

[tinpis]

Owner /Skipper of a prawn trawler in Darwhine.
"Yeh darlin always lookin for good deckies..come up to me room and Ill see if I got a life jacket for ya"

[DeBurcs]

used to do some security work ... and had the uniform still on at the pub one night

Does that make you a total w@nker, then??

If you were wearing your pilot's uniform there'd be 6 pages of insecure losers here, all telling you how tight your grip is on ya knob because you wore your w@nker uniform to the bar like Maverick.

But rent-a-cop gear is A-OK.....

[CIA Stooge]

I just tell them I work for the CIA - it's true even if they think its the 'other' CIA.

[multime]

Depends on how much you,ve had to drink

TRY
Dolphin trainer from sea world
High speed aluminium tube consultant
Baker (doey a*sed F***)
Madam lash (i love girls! i used to be one)!
Bus driver
Worm technician
Professional golfer
Sexologist

or my personal choice,- high speed aerosol applicator.
If that doesn,t work ! who cares.
Cheers M

[Soulman]

The good old dolphin trainer

Was a story doing the rounds about an overnighting crew out on the town one night. Got chatting to a good looking bird and dropped the "Oh, we're both dolphin trainers at Seaworld..."

The girl was suitably impressed and shot back with "Well, that's funny - because I'M a dolphin trainer at Seaworld and I've never seen you before..."

Needless to say, the jetjocks walked away with their tails between their legs.

Moral of the story - be careful who you drop your lines on.

Shot down - huh Mav?

Soulman

[Oliver Klozof]

Old ones but good ones…

Evil ferret trader
Underwater wood welder
Harpoon operator on a prawn trawler
I collect goldfish farts to put the bubbles in compasses

[multime]

Or Maybe???

I,m the guy who monitors calls for training purposes !!?.
Cheers M

[drshmoo]

Transition Layer worked hard to get where he is. He was a designated native manual inseminator at Forrest River Mission. His services were flogged by Mal at Oombie store for half a slab of Emu Bitter and a box of "lady in a boat"



Old Saady from Bankstown says that he is a "retired mole rooter"

[Ski Guru]

Pro Skier

worked for me

Dr Shmoo, didn't you have the same job up the road at clumpofpoo?

[apache]

Old Saady from Bankstown...

aka

Happy Jack.

Did a few tours with him. He is a lovely bloke when you take the time to get to know him. Likes his trains though...and beer.

My favourite is when pax get on and joke ...
"Is this thing safe?"...
I just say ,
"No. Now sit down and strap in tight!"

they usually shut up after that.