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used to do some security work ... and had the uniform still on at the pub one night
If you were wearing your pilot's uniform there'd be 6 pages of insecure losers here, all telling you how tight your grip is on ya knob because you wore your w@nker uniform to the bar like Maverick.
But rent-a-cop gear is A-OK.....
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Depends on how much you,ve had to drink
TRY
Dolphin trainer from sea world
High speed aluminium tube consultant
Baker (doey a*sed F***)
Madam lash (i love girls! i used to be one)!
Bus driver
Worm technician
Professional golfer
Sexologist
or my personal choice,- high speed aerosol applicator.
If that doesn,t work ! who cares.
Cheers M
Dolphin trainer from sea world
High speed aluminium tube consultant
Baker (doey a*sed F***)
Madam lash (i love girls! i used to be one)!
Bus driver
Worm technician
Professional golfer
Sexologist
or my personal choice,- high speed aerosol applicator.
If that doesn,t work ! who cares.
Cheers M
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The good old dolphin trainer
Was a story doing the rounds about an overnighting crew out on the town one night. Got chatting to a good looking bird and dropped the "Oh, we're both dolphin trainers at Seaworld..."
The girl was suitably impressed and shot back with "Well, that's funny - because I'M a dolphin trainer at Seaworld and I've never seen you before..."
Needless to say, the jetjocks walked away with their tails between their legs.
Moral of the story - be careful who you drop your lines on.
Shot down - huh Mav?
Soulman
The girl was suitably impressed and shot back with "Well, that's funny - because I'M a dolphin trainer at Seaworld and I've never seen you before..."
Needless to say, the jetjocks walked away with their tails between their legs.
Moral of the story - be careful who you drop your lines on.
Shot down - huh Mav?
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Transition Layer worked hard to get where he is. He was a designated native manual inseminator at Forrest River Mission. His services were flogged by Mal at Oombie store for half a slab of Emu Bitter and a box of "lady in a boat"
Old Saady from Bankstown says that he is a "retired mole rooter"
Old Saady from Bankstown says that he is a "retired mole rooter"
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Old Saady from Bankstown...
Happy Jack.
Did a few tours with him. He is a lovely bloke when you take the time to get to know him. Likes his trains though...and beer.
My favourite is when pax get on and joke ...
"Is this thing safe?"...
I just say ,
"No. Now sit down and strap in tight!"
they usually shut up after that.
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