"Scott Kelly has a small dick"
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Hey Cypher, my old girlfriend's name was Jennifer (something Yugoslav) and I tried to ring her the other day to tell her you were interested. Problem is they have changed all the numbers in Sydney so you're out of luck.
Rumour has it that Scottie's dick is small but very thick. One of his ex girlfriends was telling a mate of hers that she thought Scott was a perfect gentleman because everytime he screwed her he wore a bow-tie around his neck. The friend had to tell her it was in fact a torniquet that prevented him passing out when he got an erection!
Rumour has it that Scottie's dick is small but very thick. One of his ex girlfriends was telling a mate of hers that she thought Scott was a perfect gentleman because everytime he screwed her he wore a bow-tie around his neck. The friend had to tell her it was in fact a torniquet that prevented him passing out when he got an erection!
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For F*#!ks sake your honour!
I'm not sure that we are seeing gender equality at its best when the size of a mans wanger can be broadcast to thousands for humiliation reasons without fear of litigation. Similar to that song "short dicked man". That was ok because it was females slagging off at the less fortunate fellows. Was a man to bring out a tune called "we don't want no fat arsed, flagid boxed, tiny titted woman" he would be sued from arsehloe to breakfast. Sexual discrimination?? My oath.
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guys,
the banner that you are refering to was a promotional add aimed at the younger- mid teen type age group.
Found out that it was to do with a new magazine that is due to be released shortly.
Seems that it did what they wanted it to do tho...
the banner that you are refering to was a promotional add aimed at the younger- mid teen type age group.
Found out that it was to do with a new magazine that is due to be released shortly.
Seems that it did what they wanted it to do tho...
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