What's the best non-flying related advice you ever received?
Don't fish off the company pier.
Don't make waves unless they are big enough to drown some one.
You can do fat and ugly, just not at the same time.
If she is lower than your standards, then lower your standards.
good from afar, but far from good.
Beauty is in the flick of a light switch.
Aim to be the designated drunk rather than the designated driver.
Don't make waves unless they are big enough to drown some one.
You can do fat and ugly, just not at the same time.
If she is lower than your standards, then lower your standards.
good from afar, but far from good.
Beauty is in the flick of a light switch.
Aim to be the designated drunk rather than the designated driver.
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Advice received from my best man, 1 day before wedding - how I wish I had listened.
"You dont want to get married mate. Just find a woman you dont like and buy her a house. Much cheaper."
"You dont want to get married mate. Just find a woman you dont like and buy her a house. Much cheaper."
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Best advice...IF
...If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools;
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools...
Rudyard Kipling
There's more...and someone had to say it!
Gadget
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools;
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools...
Rudyard Kipling
There's more...and someone had to say it!
Gadget
