Inter-Service Rowing Competition
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Inter-Service Rowing Competition
The Royal Navy, the RAF and the Army entered teams into the Henley Regatta.
Each team practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance, but on the day the RN won by a mile and the RAF team left feeling discouraged and depressed.
The RAF decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.
An enquiry was launched (sic) made up of Senior Officers to investigate and recommend appropriate action. They concluded that the primary difference between the two teams was that the RN boat had 8 Seamen rowing and 1 Officer steering, while the RAF had 1 Airman rowing and 8 Officers and SNCOs steering.
So the Air Force Board hired a consulting company (for such a large fee that it required the disbanding of a Squadron... although the Squadron was not actually disbanded, just dispersed to different units across the country, but it looked that way to the TLB holders). The Consultants report said the RAF team had too many people steering and not enough people actually rowing.
Based on this, the RAF Chief of Staff proposed "historic and sweeping changes" to prevent a repeat of the defeat next year. The team organisational structure was totally re-aligned to 4 Steering Officers, 3 Deputy Steering SNCOs and 1 Asst Steering Airman.
They also implemented a performance system, under the catchy name "Total Rollocks 2000", claiming this would give the Airman Rower greater encouragement to row harder. The programme included a motivational CD-Rom, a Training Conference in London, a "Road Show" that toured RAF units across the country, Dining-in nights, and promised a Three day Grant incentive for success.
The Air Force Board issued the following statement "We must give the Rower empowerment and enrichment through a Quality Programme to ensure success."
At the following Regatta the RN team won by 2 miles.
Humiliated, the Air Force Board issued a severe letter of reprimand to the Airman Rower for his poor performance; and announced a 10M development programme for a new boat, stating that they felt they were looking into ways to fund an improved design of oar. As an interim measure they issued a tax-free bonus and leather jackets to the Rowing Team Officers ... in the hope they would stay in the team for next year's race.
The Army team, meanwhile, having only recently obtained funding for a boat, is trying to find out why the oars keep making divots in the grass during practice.
Each team practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance, but on the day the RN won by a mile and the RAF team left feeling discouraged and depressed.
The RAF decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.
An enquiry was launched (sic) made up of Senior Officers to investigate and recommend appropriate action. They concluded that the primary difference between the two teams was that the RN boat had 8 Seamen rowing and 1 Officer steering, while the RAF had 1 Airman rowing and 8 Officers and SNCOs steering.
So the Air Force Board hired a consulting company (for such a large fee that it required the disbanding of a Squadron... although the Squadron was not actually disbanded, just dispersed to different units across the country, but it looked that way to the TLB holders). The Consultants report said the RAF team had too many people steering and not enough people actually rowing.
Based on this, the RAF Chief of Staff proposed "historic and sweeping changes" to prevent a repeat of the defeat next year. The team organisational structure was totally re-aligned to 4 Steering Officers, 3 Deputy Steering SNCOs and 1 Asst Steering Airman.
They also implemented a performance system, under the catchy name "Total Rollocks 2000", claiming this would give the Airman Rower greater encouragement to row harder. The programme included a motivational CD-Rom, a Training Conference in London, a "Road Show" that toured RAF units across the country, Dining-in nights, and promised a Three day Grant incentive for success.
The Air Force Board issued the following statement "We must give the Rower empowerment and enrichment through a Quality Programme to ensure success."
At the following Regatta the RN team won by 2 miles.
Humiliated, the Air Force Board issued a severe letter of reprimand to the Airman Rower for his poor performance; and announced a 10M development programme for a new boat, stating that they felt they were looking into ways to fund an improved design of oar. As an interim measure they issued a tax-free bonus and leather jackets to the Rowing Team Officers ... in the hope they would stay in the team for next year's race.
The Army team, meanwhile, having only recently obtained funding for a boat, is trying to find out why the oars keep making divots in the grass during practice.
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Surely the 3 SNCO's and 1 Airman were replaced by 2 civilian team members. This move saved some money allowing a development folder to be given to the remaining military staff.
All seemed fine during the work up period, however when the time came to do it for real at the seasons first regatta it was found that the civilians contract didn't allow for real races to be rowed and that they could only go onto rivers away from thier home boat house if they were supplied with an air conditioned house boat.
Of course this situation would never be allowed to happen!!?
All seemed fine during the work up period, however when the time came to do it for real at the seasons first regatta it was found that the civilians contract didn't allow for real races to be rowed and that they could only go onto rivers away from thier home boat house if they were supplied with an air conditioned house boat.
Of course this situation would never be allowed to happen!!?
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What other inter-service sports competitions are there and who usually wins the. Going back to the rowing thing surely the Navy would be expected to win? Imagine how embarrassing it would be if u lost a ROWING competition to the RAF or even the Army!
