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Old 13th Nov 2023, 17:55
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Station Laundry, how may I help you ?

Well I was trying to contact the Commander but while I have you, I have some shorts that are in need of a thorough cleaning….
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"Twanging the wire again, were we Perkins? It looks like you are indeed going blind."
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The squadron childrens' marionette show was going to be bigger than ever this year.

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It’s ok Chaps, we will blame it on the RNAS.
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You do realise Bader that the crash was totally your fault and you won’t have a leg to stand on at the Board of Enquiry.
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Old 13th Nov 2023, 21:42
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Captain Richthofen was a formidable opponent. But then there was General Electric.
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 02:38
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We're just testing charging the electric ones. We reckon we can get a lot more in the hangar this way.
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 02:42
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It would seem to be exhibiting some sort of earth fault sir.
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 02:58
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Putin’s plan to blame renewed infrastructure attacks on the Triple Entente may not have been completely thought through.
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 07:49
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Fly by wire!!
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 07:51
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I don't care if your arm aches Hoskins .....you will just have to hold it until we make our minds up what to do!
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 09:58
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I disagree entirely Carruthers. Now is the perfect time for a Pipe!
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 09:59
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Clearly, the Pilot has a point. If we were wearing our Hi Viz vests, he would've avoided us &, ergo, the wires!
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 10:01
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I don't know how we'll write this one up. He's clearly on an angle & ended up on the bank....hmmm...anyone?
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Old 14th Nov 2023, 10:27
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"The Birth of Cable and Wireless" by Bottismelli (the laundry factor).

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“Well, it’s a good job the engine had stopped … otherwise the propellor would have cut all those wires.”
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And the Wichita lineman is still on the line....

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Officer on left "I know you didn't have a parachute when that Hun shot you down - but you've really wound me up by dumping that flying thing there!"
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