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Are there any more beans Mr Taggert?
THEY say you've had enough...
THEY say you've had enough...
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Simkins... do you know what halitosis is?
Surprisingly, many British soldiers joined the KKK while on exchange.
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It's Eton Rifles Cholmondeley-Warner...
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I feel sorry for the poor buggers on the right, when the order comes through to engage targets to the front, old Jonny Turban over there will be popping them off left right and centre.
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The General seems to think we are holding the front, but I tell ya, sod the front, if he had dug these damned trenches and filled all these bloody sandbags, he would fight to keep them.
Colonel Hyphen-Smyth knew his cunning plan would keep him safe from the bullet with his name on it!
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So I ‘eard they’d reinforced the line wiff RAF police, I don’t suppose any of you new guys have seen any of them?
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I ‘ope you don’t mind me saying, but around ‘ere they say don’t shoot until ya can see the white of their eyes, so you lot are fouked.
As the killer bee population swelled, beekeepers were forced to arm themselves when working the hives.
- Ed
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I think we nay have been hoodwinked...
"Look at the neuralyzer" they say, but what's a neuralyzer?
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I can’t believe they charged us 5p for the bag, they used to be free
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I say chaps, as an Orficer I shouldn’t be required to wear this, I was debagged at prep school.
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