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Old 7th Nov 2023, 21:34
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This is the final miniaturized version.
We’re thinking of calling it the Go-Probe.
Look at this aperture here, and say “cheese”.

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Old 7th Nov 2023, 21:49
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Here, it has a secret door so that you can hide a bottle of scotch in your room in the Mess.
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Survival skills 101: "And that, gentlemen is how to make a nice cup of tea with the plutonium core from one of your unused missiles"

"Now pay attention lads, this is how to resist interrogation by orgasmatron"
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Right you 'orrible lot. First thing. This isn't Hitler's, nor has it come from the Albert Hall. Secondly, any similarity to Himmler's is entirely coincidental and blown out of all proportion. Thirdly. Neither is it Goebbels'. Either of them.
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Old 7th Nov 2023, 22:46
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Tredders, see post 1751 above! Great minds, etc.

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Worst teapot ever !
Two sugars please and thank you ma
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"let this be a warning to you lads - if you are ever tempted to indulge in "beastliness", this is what happens to your ****"
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Originally Posted by Fly-by-Wife
Tredders, see post 1751 above! Great minds, etc..
Oops, unconscious plagiarism probably!
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And if you remove the top, it makes a nice night light for the kiddies bedroom.
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Old 8th Nov 2023, 12:42
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The Intelligence Officer about to reveal that, amazingly, the rabbit had now disappeared!

Flt Lt Schrödinger sows confusion amongst the chaps at the Station's "Bring Your Pet To Work" day.

It was a brave man who would slink off to the pub on the CO's bingo night.
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Old 8th Nov 2023, 13:32
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This, Gentlemen, is GPS navigation. Globe, Protractor and Sextant.
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Old 8th Nov 2023, 13:37
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Now our agents were able to capture this example over there in Peenemünde. The Germans apparently refer to it as a fußball.
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Well this is rather awkward. I always assumed if you blackballed someone it was meant to be anonymously.
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Now if you'll all just hand them over one by one, we'll see how this new hat sizing tool actually works

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Last orders at the bar....... Judging shortly so a fresh pic can be up for the weekend.
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Old 9th Nov 2023, 17:10
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"hey, Sir, we could drop those from a Skyraider ince they have been invented. Like ballcocks."
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.....and this is the Weather Station you will be assigned to for the rest of your career if you ever get caught with my Daughter!
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Old 9th Nov 2023, 20:11
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Right Lads, we need to find 3999 more of these here in Blackburn and get them down to the Albert Hall, pronto! I've got a bet with Tredders.
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Right lads, my 6 year old son made this for me in school yesterday...

..I have 3 hours before I see him again .....so your job is to work out what it is so I can thank him for it!
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