Caption Competition Mk IV
"did you get a medical waiver from the basketball player before you decided this would improve his game?"
Very good lads, Now that I have collected all your fluctuance I am off the the Army Officers Mess !
Chap with the tasch and the jaundiced expression in the front row "Are you telling us that an oversize golf ball will save us the next time we're getting shot to hell over Berlin?"
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After Prendeghast inhaled some of the helium and spoke, Corporal Disney got the idea for Mickey Mouse...
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...then you pull out the stopper and go shooting all over No Mans Land like a proper Whizz-Bang!
And that'll defeat the enemy how, Sir?
Well... it won't defeat them exactly, more AMUSE and perhaps distract them...
Distract them from what, Sir?
We're still working on ideas, Simkins, now do shut up, there's a good chap...
And that'll defeat the enemy how, Sir?
Well... it won't defeat them exactly, more AMUSE and perhaps distract them...
Distract them from what, Sir?
We're still working on ideas, Simkins, now do shut up, there's a good chap...
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“… and, gentlemen, when these are in mass production you can see what we will have.”
”Yes, a load of balls.”
”Yes, a load of balls.”
in November 1945, representatives from the British, French, American and Soviet occupation forces are presented with evidence that Hitler did indeed have only one big ball.
What, too soon?
What, too soon?
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Officer with the ball "Having told all about this and how great it is, what's the best way to kick this into the Hun, and where?"
2nd guy from left in front row "They don't like up 'hem Sir, so let's bounce it all the way up the steps into the Reichstag"
2nd guy from left in front row "They don't like up 'hem Sir, so let's bounce it all the way up the steps into the Reichstag"
Officer with the ball "After this little contretemps with the Germans, the World will be your oyster!"
2nd guy from left in second row "So, does it have a whopping great pearl in it as my g/f would love that?"
2nd guy from left in second row "So, does it have a whopping great pearl in it as my g/f would love that?"
"I will now give it a spin, and where my finger lands when I stop it is our next target."