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Old 6th Nov 2023, 14:31
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We're off to put the belly in Delhi...
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The weaponeers say they are all out of kitchen sinks so you'll have to throw this at them.
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Well the boss said we had to go head to head with the enemy.....
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Old 6th Nov 2023, 15:33
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I get pilots like to bring their "lucky" trinket with them but, that's ridiculous !
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The squadronwere flushed with their recent successes.
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Hoskins decided to keep a Porcelain Megaphone handy should he have to make a diversion to an Army Air Field.
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Recently promoted Charles Windsor arrives with his own throne.
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Old 7th Nov 2023, 03:18
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"What's that on the wing for?"
"In case we see the enema in our sights..."
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A rare photograph proves once and for all, Navy pilots do have a pot to piss in.
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Off to flush out the bad guys...
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Old 7th Nov 2023, 10:03
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Most competitors know of my weakness for puns by now, and this photograph did not disappoint....however, the pun that most tickled my fancy belonged to Nutty with:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
it's a bouncing bum..

Take it away, sir.

PS. If you want to find the story behind this picture then Google "Skyraider Toilet Bomb".
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Thank you, struggling to find a decent picture, but try this


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"A pilot teaching navigation? Oh my giddy aunt!!"
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...so the boffins call it a 'moving map' .... take one each and see how you get on!
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"Grasping the ball thusly, one rolls it forcibly down the alley and attempts to convert the infamous 7-10 split!"

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"And this is the view of our sun during a total solar eclipse..."

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Old 7th Nov 2023, 13:23
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OK, which one of you comedians has put gaffer tape all over my globe?
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Old 7th Nov 2023, 13:38
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The valve is where the North Pole is... or is it the sh!t 'ole, I never can remember.

You mean Wolverhampton, Sir?
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"You... Cdt Whittle...pay attention or I will put a rocket up your a*se !!"

...and so the idea was born......

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RAF’s Flat Earth Society get the alternative view
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