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Old 5th Nov 2023, 22:13
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Conversion kit to bring single seat AD-4 to AD-1E "Dumptruck" configuration.
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It’s a air force multiplier, one aircraft and 24 bluebottles
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This lavatory humour is disgraceful!
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Yup it’s a multi roll tasking today
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Whadda ya expect when the pilots call sign is “Turd”
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Ground Crew appreciated how much easier it was to empty the Honey cart...
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Learned this trick from the Stuka & it helps that apparently, the VC are terrorised by the sound of farting!
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Hoskins hated the thought of other people using 'his' toilet when he was away on missions, so ...
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PS Wensleydale I don’t fancy judging this one!!

However it still needs to be done! As an ex-regular (probably like the A-1 pilot) I'll have a look tomorrow, Tuesday.
W.
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Hoskins hated his posting to the USS Constipation.
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During the post mission debrief, the mission was deemed a total failure, as the Russian troops on the ground had no idea what they were looking at.
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The pilot enjoyed the Engineers weeze and dropped on target, however he was not happy when he discovered the said item came from the pilots ready room.
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Early field tests of A-10 armor suggested the need for a radical change in material. An adjustment in form was needed too - but the model for that was closer at hand.
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it's a bouncing bum..
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During the post mission debrief, the mission was deemed a total failure, as the Russian troops on the ground had no idea what they were looking at.
'Cause they were used to using the holes in the ground that the bombs made!
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Noooo....when I said load it for AS work ...I meant Anti Submarine, not Armitage Shanks!
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Nausea? Check! Heartburn? Check! Indigestion? Check! Upset stomach? Check! Diarrhea? Check! Arm and drop BISMOL BOMB!

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Well you know the old saying, where ever the British Army goes, the Pong goes too. Well we are going to ensure the pongoes live up to their name.
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we aim to make a big splash over the target.
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