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Old 5th Nov 2023, 11:43
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Pilot Hoskins prepares for his solo moving carrier landing
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There was great reluctance to do the FOD walk after todays sorties departed...
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Sanctions busting delivery for the Kremlin


PS Wensleydale I don’t fancy judging this one!!
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 13:45
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Why did you expend your 20mm? That wasn't briefed for the mission.

I though they might appreciate a magazine or two.
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If this doesn't work, I guess we'll just have to wait for vortex generators to come off back order.
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WTF ! How on earth did that happen ?

Well it turns out a 500lb bomb is NATO stock number 88875-82-A1A and a toilet is 88875-28-A1A.......
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Target order:

Bridge, Truck Park, AA gun pit, USAF officers mess.
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Somebody is going to be crapped on from a great height ......
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 17:09
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It's actually an effective weapon, even if it takes a lot of sh!t.
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The conspiracy was exposed minutes before it succeeded in bringing china into the conflict.
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 17:14
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Finally....a proper seat for the NAV.
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And if you'll just come round to the port side sir, you'll find the bath in what I am sure you will agree, is a bright and airy addition to this property.


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We bought it specially during our Sydney port call. Just wish we could be there when they install and find out it goes the wrong way.
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Skyraider, SPAD, Sandy?? Nobody'll care what they're called after they get this load of sh1t
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 20:33
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Originally Posted by Saab Dastard
"sorry for the delay in launching, sir, the guys are just filling the port side now..."
And after they clean up the deck, I'll go "dump one"
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My mother told me to always clean the toilet after I've had a dump - but not this time
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The enemy learns fast, but I can't say too much about the support we get from back home. In fact, many of our weapons are straight from the lav.
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It’s carried for targets of convenience
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Hoskins's idea was put to the test.
The copper plumbing for the long flight was all cleverly hidden; it was to be a simple matter of flush by wire.
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