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Old 5th Nov 2023, 06:22
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And remember Hoskins, this time NO slow rolls...

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The Squadron Command hit on an ingenious way of teaching Hoskins to maintain positive G during his rolls...
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I see we’re delivering more Russian propaganda
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I see poo patrol is heading off again
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Bidets awaaaaaayy...
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This one's for the Viet Pong....
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Call sign “ Duck Duck” go
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 08:31
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Report to lift the lid on the use of chemical weapons...
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Noo, I said can you collect Karzai from Kabul!….. The Bloody President, not the sh*tter…
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Porta Potty - the Vietnam years...
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Deck crewman 1: What's the toilet bowl for?
Deck crewman 2: It's to reduce the number of skid marks on deck.


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I don't know if all this fire power scares the enemy, but it scares the sh1t out of me.
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Sortie abandoned, we're out of bog roll.
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 09:51
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Hoskins prototype for the ‘ AeroPotty’ needed some work but the slipstream flush worked well
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Old 5th Nov 2023, 09:58
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I said levitate not lavvytate!
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Sortie abandoned, we're out of bog roll.
And so "Paper Tiger II" had to be renamed "Busted Flush".
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It's a two-seater!
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What's got 1 engine and flies?
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Originally Posted by MPN11
And so "Paper Tiger II" had to be renamed "Busted Flush".
Or... "The Andrex Puppy".
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Nigel was enjoying every minute of his exchange tour. His only regret was letting slip that he'd once bowled for England.
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No, No, No. I said "I need to drop on a wee target, so give me the cleanest one you've got."
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