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Old 4th Nov 2023, 22:41
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When an A-1 has you in it sights, you are in the [insert metaphor here]
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Pax River's solution for extended mission relief needed a touch more development.
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The U'tapao port call was the mother of invention.
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I always know when it's going to be a long mission...
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What munitions are we dropping tonight?

Oh, just bog standard ones...
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I always know when it's going to be a long mission...
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I may have been a bit informal, but three of the pylons are right.

Hoskins loaded the outboard one, Sir. He must have had a different interpretation of "white head."
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Nearest ground crew man

Yah the Toilet Paper is on the other side
Well at least I was ahead of Nutty [img]images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]​​​​​​​
With entries like this you won’t stay ahead for long
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Can you smell sh*t?

Well you said fill it full of gas.
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Sir, perhaps you're taking the order to "Bomb the crap out of them" a little too literally.
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They’re going to be in for a right sh*tstorm over the target area.
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How many times do we have to bloody tell him, do not flush while standing at the station.
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It’s a bitch to get started, it’s very excremental.
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Smithers drew the line at signing the log book.
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"sorry for the delay in launching, sir, the guys are just filling the port side now..."
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It's a sewerside mission....
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"Gastro for Castro! Aye, aye Sir!"
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Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A CRAP!!!"
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Abort! Abort!...He left the seat up again...
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