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Old 31st Oct 2023, 01:18
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"The skipper wanted to know why we were towing Hoskins so he could water ski."
"Did you explain that we were trolling for sharks?"

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power did give way, the FOD left no option
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Lake Superior Monster sea trials
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 07:27
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In a new developement, the eastern leg of HS2 North is re-routed via the River Trent.
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Oxford go all out in their latest attempt to beat Cambridge.
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Aberdeen Airport buys a new Mu Meter,
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Thar she blows!.....
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I say Smithers, this snow seems awfully wet.
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 10:12
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290MPH, Smithers... I bet you didn't know it was about this speed when the nose came up and Bluebird flipped.
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 10:16
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"Roger the Cabin Boy? I haven't even had time to think!" said Captain Pugwash as he tried out the Black Pig's replacement...
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After spending millions, on development of state of the art Radar evasion, the US Navy we’re ready to order big…until little Timmy started skimming stones…
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One of the teams in the Americas Cup is accused of pushing the boundaries a bit too far.
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 12:07
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We'd have got the damned thing airborne off the deck if someone hadn't left an intake blank in..
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 12:08
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Why do they call it the frog Skipper?
Probably because the crew normally croak it son..
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WTF is that US Airways A320 doing on our runway?
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And this is what Langley Baston calls light drizzle not settling.
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Old 31st Oct 2023, 12:25
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Steady as she goes. When the tide ebbs, retract the gear.
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The rest of the biathlon should be easy. . . oh bugger!
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I know I said “ Take me to the jet wash” I’m not sure this is what I meant!
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