Caption Competition Mk IV

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, when I said we needed a window for IR threats . . .

[fdr]

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

This would be the advanced training course for high ranking Russian Officers and governmennt officials.

And Bill & Melinda were thus inspired to rebadge the OS.

[SASless]

Lance Corporal of Horse Jones 741.....somehow found himself on "Dancing In Flames" instead of "Dancing With Stars" and quickly got a case of the Pink Butt despite his hurried exit.

[Chu Chu]

The Glorious Reader said to frame him.

No, I'm sure he said flame him.

One thing's for sure --we can't afford to be wrong.

[Chu Chu]

Safety is job #1, so we built the fire exit first.

[artee]

****! I think I've put my foot in it.

[Buster Hyman]

Right. Let's call it shall we?

Second place with the Captain Obvious award...

Originally Posted by treadigraph

Why you jump out of window when walls have gone?

But our winner with Topical & True award...

Originally Posted by fdr

T-90 dismount training

All yours fdr!

[treadigraph]

Paging FDR...

(and stopping the contest from visiting Page 2!)

[fdr]

Sorry for the delay, open house! First in best dressed

[sealo0]

Let’s try this then!

[fdr]

"....recalculating..."

[Sue Vêtements]

...and comes with a garage

[cavuman1]

"I wonder what's in that barn?", exclaimed the big black unidentifiable thing on the raft.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

I knew there was I reason I preferred free houses.

[Hydromet]

"hey, you've parked in my spot!"

[Chu Chu]

Everything was going fine, but then you had to tell Hoskins what “roads” meant.

Give me some credit —at least I waited until he reached an island.

[jolihokistix]

"Wait till you see it when the tide's in."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Honey, the mobile mechanics are here to do the 50m service on the van. I can't believe we've had it a year already!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

When I said "I'll show you my barn find", I meant it literally.

[Wensleydale]

"Bl**dy 617 Squadron!!!"