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Old 18th Oct 2023, 11:51
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Are you sure this is how we play Quidditch?
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Damn we have been conned again, that damned tannoy message for "all those who would like to enter the annual sweepstakes to report on deck" was a lie.
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This is like F1.. Broom.. Broom... Broooooom
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Elsewhere the "Grapes" were being pressed for an answer as to who was responsible for the fuel spillage.
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"The Chief says that we get a medal for a brush with the enemy"
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We then start with the F-14s because they always have swept wings.
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Punishment detail started because Hoskins poured Domestos all over the Padre. He was later arrested for a Bleach of the Priest.
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Following a clerical error, the USN was tasked with holding the Nation's nuclear detergent.
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Old 18th Oct 2023, 14:30
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Sweepers forward, prepare to sweep aft; sweepers aft, prepare to sweep forward; sweepers amidship, prepare to direct traffic!

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We got rid of the holystones to make the atheists happy, but now the wiccans are complaining.
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And this just from the Admiral’s bath!
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Damn it Hoskins! You should’ve told us you had a fear of flying before you had the Kebab and joy flight!
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Memo to staff: Ensure Honey Cart seals are fully closed before deck burnouts!
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That’s the second time I’ve tripped over that bloody wire.
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Have you entered the Fairy Liquid doorstep challenge yet?
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"Not mine clearance training again?"
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It was fair to say that a posting on the USS Dick Van Dyke wasn’t popular.
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Old 19th Oct 2023, 06:59
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Three Multiple men folks in a tub US aircraft carrier."
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Well, everything's now ship-shape, now where are the Bristols?
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Sack the Captain!!! This is a Death Trap!!! Not one of them is wearing Hi-Vis!!!
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