Caption Competition Mk IV
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There's gotta be an easier way of retrieving the CO's keys from the drain he dropped them down...
In your own time, Hoskins the war can wait.
Oh don’t worry about Hoskins he’s only hanging around!
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Whew, that’s lucky, it appears to have caught around the end of his dick.
OK guys 'n' gals, judgment time. It's been hanging by a thread 
I liked andytug with
"Where have all those dogs come from?" - "They're the only ones who can hear him screaming...."but coming in 3rd was Wensleydale with
"Who needs a rad-alt when you're carrying squaddies?"
2nd is Traffic_Is_Er_Was with
Wire-guided Lawn Dart.
but the winner, and the one that puckered my cheeks, was andytug with
"Hoskins - I've told you before, that is not where you put the carabiner!"
Hoskins will be dropping the CST to you by wire-guided lawn dart.
I liked andytug with
"Where have all those dogs come from?" - "They're the only ones who can hear him screaming...."but coming in 3rd was Wensleydale with
"Who needs a rad-alt when you're carrying squaddies?"
2nd is Traffic_Is_Er_Was with
Wire-guided Lawn Dart.
but the winner, and the one that puckered my cheeks, was andytug with
"Hoskins - I've told you before, that is not where you put the carabiner!"
Hoskins will be dropping the CST to you by wire-guided lawn dart.
Last edited by artee; 9th Oct 2023 at 22:28.
With no news of andytug (I PM'd him), I suggest open house.
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Until Andy turns up?
A normal summer Friday night in Warminster.
or
The crew regretted stopping to relieve themselves in Thetford Forest when en route for an exercise at Wattisham.
or
The crew regretted stopping to relieve themselves in Thetford Forest when en route for an exercise at Wattisham.
and of course...
'You can teach monkeys to drive better than that!'
'You can teach monkeys to drive better than that!'
Has anyone seen the peanuts?
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This place is a zoo...
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Yeah, yeah, I was thinking of something a little less warlike for the Monkee's vehicle. You know, like a car...
Nutty’s day trip to Longleat Safari Park keeping the family happy!
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C'mon leopards! If you think yer hard enough!
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Oh no, not the windscreen wipers again!
Do you 'ave a leesance fer yer minkeys?
- Jacques/Ed
- Jacques/Ed