Caption Competition Mk IV

[Chu Chu]

Clawing for altitude.

[Big Pistons Forever]

It's not fair Dad ! Johnny gets that and I only get a toy digger to play with !

[Big Pistons Forever]

WTF is Joe the aircraft Bizjet broker doing ?

A condition of sale was it had to have recent airtime.....

[Big Pistons Forever]

I don't think that is what they meant when they said " I have a hold clearance for you "

[artee]

"Bizjet 123 on hold"

[treadigraph]

The Chief Pilot's job at J C Bamford wasn't exactly what Hoskins had anticipated...

[Chu Chu]

Of all the aircraft you could have grabbed, you had to pick the one with Zelensky onboard. We'll never hear the end of this!

They said he wanted grippin'.

[sealo0]

Don't think we'll be going home in that tonight!

[sealo0]

Hoskins I think it's time to change the SQUAWK code to 7700

[jolihokistix]

"There may be some turbulence ahead. Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened."

[SLXOwft]

... comes with additional support equipment which enhances short field performance.

[Buster Hyman]

I’m sorry Skipper but we looked everywhere and even shook it upside down but there’s no sign of your watch!

[sealo0]

Boss has just employed a new ground handling company I wonder what they are like? ………

[Dan Gerous]

I'll call this now folks

Runner up goes to Nutloose with

Coudn't you have just issue me with a citation, instead of seizing me off the street

And the winner is Chu Chu with

After Richard III, they came for Lear. And no poncing around with trowels and brushes this time.

Trophy's in the baggage hold and it will be slung your way soon Chu Chu.

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much, Mr. Gerous! I knew sleeping through that semester of Shakespeare would pay off sooner or later.

Let's see what folks make of this one:

[Hydromet]

"He put on a bit of weight during the war, so we couldn't use the Land Rover."

[Buster Hyman]

“We shall fight them on the Cruisers…”

[Buster Hyman]

Monty told me to remind you that we’re fighting a war and there’s no time for pocket billiards!

[Buster Hyman]

Well yes, of course it’s quiet Prime Minister. We’re not expecting an invasion through the Lake District.

[fitliker]

The short flag pole usually reserved for the short arm inspection day after the visit to the camel hut .