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Old 10th Sep 2023, 01:53
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"Whooooshhhhh.....Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!...." Wall-E, like all modelers when they think no one's looking, plays with his new Airfix kit.
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They don't get on those pylons themselves you know.
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Sergi, tell me the Russian Army did not just spend 100M rubles on this supposed “Anti Air System” ?

Well they were the low bidder and my mistress wanted a new heated pool at my Dacha….
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New XXXX Theme Park ride needs some work! x


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Old 10th Sep 2023, 07:40
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Encrypted chat message: Success, boss. Bids just closed and the big paving contract is ours!

Boss (typing at first): WTF Vinny? I said there was a strict deadline and it would be a shame if someone's flight was held up by ATCCAT. . . .^%#%#$ autocorrect!!!
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Old 10th Sep 2023, 11:29
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. . . she swallowed the caterpillar to catch the LearJet . . .
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Old 10th Sep 2023, 12:05
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After Richard III, they came for Lear. And no poncing around with trowels and brushes this time.
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Hoskins hated the compass swing…
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Cat got your Twin Bonanza?
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Old 10th Sep 2023, 14:42
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Compare the LearCat.com
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UMMMM, President Putin, I know you like the Transformers movie but I don't think we can actually build you one to use on the Ukrainians.....
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Old 11th Sep 2023, 08:23
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It's OK during the jive, but a hesitation waltz makes the pax spill their drinks...
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"... and nothing but the makers name on the clock..."
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It looks like that queerjet is getting its bum pinched.
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Old 11th Sep 2023, 12:20
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Coudn't you have just issue me with a citation, instead of seizing me off the street.
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I've grown out of control line models...
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On a day trip to Cardiff and diverted to St Athan and look what happens!
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Shake it again, I am sure we dropped a screw in the cockpit somewhere.
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