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...your yacht? Think it's best left where it is...
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That was a happy accident suffered by the Wanger bloke. My allies and family keep having accidents too. Coincidence?
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Umm Mr. President, you do realize that you just stepped into some dog poo, and I don't mean Ukraine....
Umm Mr. President, you do realize that you just stepped into some dog poo, and I don't mean Ukraine....
Just then the GUM escalator's gearing froze, throwing Fearless Leaders #1 and #2 into a writhing flesh pile on the Soft Furnishings floor.
- Ed
- Ed
Translator to Vlad,' The Dear Respected Leader says his tailor can make you a suit that fits.'
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Our Escalators? Oh they're made from destroyed Russian tank tracks...
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The best way to describe your advances in Ukraine Mr Putin, it is like running down this up escalator, try as you might you are going nowhere and as you slow down you will go backwards.
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As you can see In Korea I demand 100% obedience from my peasantry, that is why my servant is holding my dick for me while I urinate on your shoes.
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지도자님, 이제 이것이 네덜란드로 가는 에스컬레이터라고 말씀드려야 할까요?
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Do you also like riding naked on huge stallions?