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Old 4th Sep 2023, 10:56
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Or,
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"Umm....you'll never guess who's on board this Wagner Sub we caught in our nets..."
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It's amazing what you catch when you fish under the Kerch Bridge.
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I count two subs ,one next to the boats the other one near the flag ship on the sea bed .
Just one ping please .
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Sweden takes patrolling its fishing grounds very seriously indeed....
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Well, somebody's got to go in the sub - we surely can't ALL have claustrophobia...
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At the 2023 Black Sea Grand Fleet Review, Putin successfully launched his newest weapon, the 'Korean Lantern'.
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If this wasn't the Baltic, I'd say the tide was starting to ebb. I will declare a winner tonight, around midnight GMT.
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My grand ploy to sell refrigerators to Inuits has failed, now I try selling submarines to the Togolese Navy...
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Kanye West gets around the Gondola ban in Italy…
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Great entries as always. Mine would have been "Whisky on the Rocks." Or at least I'd like to think it would have been, if it hadn't stuck to the incident decades ago. Otherwise (with a little inspiration from Treadigraph), maybe "Saab, Sub Struck Stone. Signed Svenson."

Runners up, in no particular order:

BPF with: Think bubble over the fighter. “Well there is some chum on the water, let’s see what it attracts”

Treadigraph with: The crew claim they are Ringsky Starskykoff, Paulski Makartniskikov, Grigori Harrisonov and Vladimir Ilyich Lennon...

Buster with: Vassili, don't worry about the ping.


And speaking of Buster, he takes the CST with "Where's the Viggen Sub? Oh, I see it now..."

If the CST avoids rocks and other hazards, it should be coming up on your sonar soon.
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Aww Chu Chu, thank you you!

Lets give my personal favourite another run. Mad Vlad's newest recruit!



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My advice to you, my dear Valdimir, would be "don't build anything higher than you wish to fall..."
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We're going down...

Yes, probably best to de-escalate before we are both really in the pooh.
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We're on an express escalator to hell... going down!
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"Would you like to borrow my personal jet"?
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We can supply all the arms you need. All we ask for in return is a good supply of note books and pens for my staff. We seem to have run out...
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With friends like you Vlad who need enemies!
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We can offer you sanctuary here, Comrade. Let's face it, you are going to need to flee soon...
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We can offer you sanctuary here, Comrade. Let's face it, you are going to need to flee soon...
But don't go too far from Pyonyang after you arrive or you'll soon be starving - like the rest of the DPRK!

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