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Old 31st Aug 2023, 22:50
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When someone stole his podium, Lt. Shortarse had to improvise.
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I said Century Series, Hoskins, not sentry series.
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Unfortunately for Hoskins, he was the last man standing when the chopper shook itself apart!
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What’s the Pilots name? Ken Wood, he has other ideas cooking ​​​​​​.
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Us Army?

Well, Us Air Force and us say no thanks!
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BLENDER: Blade Levitated Extremely Noisy Dubious Effectiveness Rotorcraft
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"We need to improve the safety of the operator...get him some safety glasses and a high vis vest immediately".
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CASTRATOR: Co-Axial Self Trimming Run About for Terminating Operator's Reproductivity
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I don't know if it will scare the enemy but frightens the s&*t out of me.
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How the anti-ULEZ group Bladerunner is disabling London's cameras - and diverting suspicion!
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Are you sure this is the latest, greatest, first-off-the-assembly-line? I can't seem to shake the feeling that I've seen it somewhere before.
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Hoskins was assured that the steel-capped boots were firmly glued to the platform.
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"Uber Eats. I have an order here for four frankfurts and a large donut." typed Buster
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What could possibly go wrong ?
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I was wondering where the engine for the lawn mower went .
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Hey DUDE ! You are wearing your ball cap wrong. Everybody knows you wear it backwards when doing crazy shyte in front of the camera !
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The origin of the nickname for a helicopter...Chopper.
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And this is the new G-Tech cordless personal transport system. It runs for about 40 mins on a full charge and takes around 3Hrs 40Min to recharge.



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How the anti-ULEZ group Bladerunner is disabling London's cameras - and diverting suspicion!
Indeed, the transport is more than 20 years old and so is ULEZ compliant!
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'I'm a lumberjack and I'm Okay!"
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