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Old 28th Aug 2023, 21:02
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We were supposed to set up an LZ, but when we got the hilltop it was blowing so hard we could barely stand up. I called the CO and told him about the wind. He said to bag it and come back here.
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After the GOP Conference blows all that hot air up Trump's arse, some poor bunny has to take it away afterwards.
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After public calls for more transparency…
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Those two castrati giants will be singing soprano from now on.

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It's bags of fun in the Army. Each new recruit is issued with 2 bags.
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OK, interest seems to have evaporated so judgement day has arrived.

The teams award goes to MPN 11 and jeallen01 for
"Hot Air collected from CO's Conference for recycling." & "And now showing signs of rapid deflation in the cold light of reality."

Honorable mentions to:
Chu Chu for "Why are you loading those bags into the vehicle?
Didn't you know we're a mobile air division?"
Wensleydale for "When new recruits are sent to the armoury for more ammunition for the air rifle...."

SLXOwft for "Undercover MPs seen after collecting evidence while arresting oxygen thieves."

But I had bags of laughs at Traffic Is Er Was's multiple entries, but his winner is "Thought Bubbles, Staff College, for the use of."

The CST will be floated to you shortly. Take it away, Traffic Is Er Was.
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Old 31st Aug 2023, 12:18
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Thank you sir. For your captioning entertainment:


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Their first volunteer pilots were later given prestigious Darwin Awards for bravery.
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Well I must say, this new Gardiner is quite impressive!
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Doesn't this have an ejector seat like the Russian Alligator?
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Originally Posted by Hydromet
OK, interest seems to have evaporated so judgement day has arrived.

The teams award goes to MPN 11 and jeallen01 for
"Hot Air collected from CO's Conference for recycling." & "And now showing signs of rapid deflation in the cold light of reality."
...
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Oh, Goody, I got half a House Point!
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Old 31st Aug 2023, 14:32
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix
Their first volunteer pilots were later given prestigious Darwin Awards for bravery.
Posthumously!

Last edited by jeallen01; 31st Aug 2023 at 18:22.
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...and then, the marketing director of Flymo had a brainwave...
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Once you have the stop oil demonstrators in view then you head directly towards them....
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...they never solved how to ensure the No Step warning was always legible. (in very poor taste I know)
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HOSKINS!!! It's an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle.
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Desperate enquiry from DESA to 309th AMARG: ' Do you still have one in store you could reactivate for us to procure as personal transport for the new Secretary of State for Defence?'
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