Caption Competition Mk IV

[Wensleydale]

They're a visual aid for ex Shackleton aircrew when the Sarge shouts "Gas, Gas, Gas".

[Chu Chu]

Why are you loading those bags into the vehicle?

Didn't you know we're a mobile air division?

[NutLoose]

I know they are rubbish bags, but shouldn’t we put rubbish in them before we bin them?

[NutLoose]

I’ve called my bag of wind Buster, what’s yours called.

[Chu Chu]

Jones is always bragging about how he gets air when he drives over the berm, but it seems even more pointless now I've tried it.

[Chu Chu]

Camouflage?
Check.
Decoys?
Check.

Just let those airbag thieves try to get past us this time.

[Chu Chu]

WTF? . . . have you bought the farm?

No, not yet.

Better hurry before they raise interest rates again.

[Wensleydale]

When new recruits are sent to the armoury for more ammunition for the air rifle....

[Chu Chu]

What are you complaining about? Didn't the recruiter promise you'd blow stuff up?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Wow the recruit training standards have sure been dumbed down. In my day we went everywhere with a 80 lb pack !

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hang on, I think I've dropped one.

[Dan Gerous]

Money's no problem for "Space Force", but we have to bring our own gas to do our annual gas mask training!

[jolihokistix]

What is “Jumpin’ Jack Flash?”

[Buster Hyman]

"...and you're sure the Bomb Squad will get the joke?"

[NutLoose]

See, Yanks, I told you we could sell them anything, $56 for 6 pounds of fresh air.

[NutLoose]

Sales were buoyant, particularly amongst the SEALS.

[Stockportcounty]

You sure about this new Breathalyzer test guv.

[Chu Chu]

These transparent bags are great. But filling them with opaque trash defeats the purpose.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Not too sure about the effectiveness of those new hydrogen engined Hummers, but at least carrying the jerry cans is a lot easier.

[SLXOwft]

Undercover MPs seen after collecting evidence while arresting oxygen thieves.