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Old 25th Aug 2023, 12:37
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 06:39
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I think the wing has come of this one so... the winner is:

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" Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated...or at least, premature."
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 08:05
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Thank you, Treaders, Have a go at this one, ladies and gentlemen.



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Old 27th Aug 2023, 10:02
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Thought Bubbles, Staff College, for the use of.
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Hot Air collected from CO's Conference for recycling.
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 10:44
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Hot Air collected from CO's Conference for recycling.
And now showing signs of rapid deflation in the cold light of reality
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 11:29
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Is there still a scale in that building? I knew explaining density altitude to Hoskins was a mistake.
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 12:00
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Really... airbags in a Hummer!
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 12:23
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MO says he doesn't know why this outbreak of elephantiasis has broken out and why it only effects the testes. Incidentally Hilter, why is only one of yours affected?
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The CO2 capture scheme needed further development.
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 12:48
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The first lesson for a Physops initiate , collecting prop wash can be humbling experience . Usually followed by a trip to the armoury for a long stand .
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 13:17
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Flatus Bags Mk.1, Initiation of Chemical Warfare, for use of.

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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:04
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When you said we were being posted to Bagram...
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:23
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If we don't report filling at least three recycling bags a week, Headquarters will want to know why.
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:26
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Did you inspect the rescue breathing gear?

Yep. We've got bags of air.
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:30
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So that’s where the expression “3 bags full came from” !
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:33
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What on earth are they doing?

Oh the Sargent told the 2 new vehicle tech recruits to get some more air to fill up the air conditioner
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Old 27th Aug 2023, 14:35
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Why are we changing the trash bags on empty bins ?

This is the Army, orders don’t have to make sense but they do have to be obeyed
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"Are you serious? THESE were the Chinese weather balloons?"
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They’re not THAT heavy! Stop complaining, just do what you’re told!
The Edinburgh fringe people ordered bags of laughing gas for the best joke judging room.
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