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Dah, the torch is so I can see where I am pissing in zer dark.
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If I am killed I have made arrangements to kidnap that other obnoxious Chef Gordon Ramsey, to feed Putin
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To the elites in Moscow. Ha! I was on the other plane! But now, I’m done with Europe. I’m going to see how my Pakistani Cable Car company is going!
And for my next trick !
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Can't you tell, I am not in that burning wreckage, I would be well over done if I was...
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This place is a right ****hole, I will be glad when we invade Ukraine.
“And on The Muppet Show today” *
* with apologies to The Muppets
* with apologies to The Muppets
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My favourite music? Ahh, “I’m leaving on a jet plane” but I do not know the composer.
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“I fly Ryanair … they’re cheap.”
Gosh Imber Combat Village is realistic these days
"Zey say the chances of a bomb being on a plane is a million to one, and two bombs is ...a lot more, so I am taking three of my own, so it iss VERY unlikely my plane will blow up."
" Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated...or at least, premature."
Modeling the latest fashions for school bus drivers in the inner city no go zones or police free zones
Hard to be taken seriously when you look like the driver of the short bus .
Hard to be taken seriously when you look like the driver of the short bus .
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The Kremlin reveals a new target for use on ranges. Early feedback recommends that the badge over the heart should be white like the old target, rather than multi-coloured.
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And I have packed some wine for you Sir, its heady bouquet will take you to places you have never been before and get the juices flowing, it has a subtle hint of grape, aviation fuel, charred metal and burnt flesh, that leaves an everlasting taste on ones palate.
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WINE!!!!!!!!!!, i do not need wine, i need RED BULL. it gives you wings..