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Old 22nd Aug 2023, 01:55
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The condemned's choice of termination method.
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After the test flight, Hoskins was only ever half the pilot he once was.
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A blue airplane only makes sense if you only fly in grey skies
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The kind of airplane a mother would buy for a son to ward off the village girls and keep him pure for his arranged marriage to his cousin
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evading Colditz's hangman
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The Russians go back to basics to practice moon landings.
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Further cuts in funding for the University Air Squadrons are announced.
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Following the drastic reduction in front line aircraft, the RAF finds a way to reintroduce a V bomber fleet.
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Geez... I shouldn't have had that curry last night, I felt that fart pass straight through my jacket..
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I think you have under estimated the XL there.
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Chock it? mate seriously, I would chuck it.
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Hoskins hadn’t quite grasped the basic principles when he launched “Hoskins Airlines”
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“No, no, the pedals go round and round!”
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Well, now we’ve achieved proof of concept, we can start mass production of these Iranian drones!
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Bert. Stand in front of me and let one rip! I can’t afford a proper wind tunnel…
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F35? Pffft! They’ll never see this coming on radar!
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Hey there's a little plaque in here which reads "Reg O'Mortis, Funeral Director"... what did you say you made the fuselage from?
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“Ah, Mr. Granger, are you free?”

”Poke off, Captain Peacock!”
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