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Old 1st Jul 2024, 22:40
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Mr K: “Plus we’ll throw in a lifetime’s supply of super strength kimchee!”
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Forget the weapons, what type of suspension are you using in this van?
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Old 2nd Jul 2024, 14:11
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Mr P: OK, What’s on special offer today?
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Old 2nd Jul 2024, 14:41
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Mr K: "Hey, you got Black Sea and black Aurus Senat limousine, but look, we got 50 shades of black, with black economy too!"
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A new edition of "Rogue Traders" airs on BBC1 tonight.......
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.... and I bet that the van has been clocked!
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Del Boy and Rodney discuss their New World Order.
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Some excellent entries so far but it seems to be slowing down, So judging will now take place after luncheon and a dry sherry around Thursday lunchtime.
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Sorry, the last dry sherry was taken by ACW599!
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