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Old 29th Jun 2024, 04:34
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What was it I was supposed to say? Trumps .. impe… impeach… impeachment, that’s it impeachment…hmmm peaches and cream…. Sh*t, what was it I was supposed to say…
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This damned thong is riding up again.
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For what we are about to receive may the…. Wait.. Jill where’s the Turkey? Oh I’ve just found it Jill, he’s standing beside me.
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Well I’m really f*cked now, and you my little one wasn’t needed this time, viagra or not.
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C’mon folks, give the guy a break. He's marshalling his thoughts.
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Someone prod him and see if he is still alive..
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Must tell them i intend to start to reconstruct the wall…… around Mar a Lago.
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They told me I'm a possum... no, wait, was it potato?... no, uuuhhh, potash?... hey, I got it! POTUS! Yes, that's it it, that's what I am.

Now what the heck is one of those?
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