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Old 26th Jun 2024, 16:40
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Ok I am ready, light the blue touch paper.
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Old 27th Jun 2024, 01:49
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It fires large black rubber dongs for crowd control . Although do not fire it towards Piccadilly it might start a riot amongst the wimmin .
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Right! That's one too many artificial leadership debates for me!
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"Weirdest set of bagpipes I've ever seen."
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Ammunition? We don’t have any of that, we only managed to scrape up the money to buy this selling our wives.
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Man on left: Right, right, right, up a little. . .
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Old 28th Jun 2024, 03:23
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Man on left: Right, right, right, up a little. . .
So Idi Amin was Bernie the Bolt!

(Chu Chu, Bernie the Bolt was an unseen character guided by the contestant on a UK TV gameshow in the 1970s)
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Well, it's a full house for Tredders today!

Runner up with:
Originally Posted by treadigraph
Ah done hear the instructor, he say "any Idi ought can fire this thing" so ah'm gonna him prove right...
And winner with:
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You've not played the digeridoo before have you Mr President?
Over to you...
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Old 28th Jun 2024, 11:38
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Oh bug... I mean, thanks Buster!

See if this one keeps you all awake over the weekend...


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I’ve lost my .. train. What was I going to say
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Thinking: "The word's Election. Election. Eeee-lec-tion..."
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"I want my Mum".
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Opening bid: one no-trump.
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If he were a pilot this is the look he would have when he just realized he has landed at the wrong airport….
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Joe Biden struggles to decide if he can take advantage of the fact that he was younger when he became president than Trump is now.
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He had one job, just keep his eyes open...
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Ohhh sh*t I’ve just followed through.
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