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Old 24th Jun 2024, 11:51
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"I love the modern iteration of the blowpipe"
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You've not played the digeridoo before have you Mr President?
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Idi, Idi, idi Amin, the greatest man wot ever bin...

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Old 24th Jun 2024, 13:35
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“Now all I need is a kilt, and just see, people will finally take me seriously!”
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Not content with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Team Idi ups its armamentarium to include the Banging Bazooka of Brazzaville.

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Old 24th Jun 2024, 14:00
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix
“Now all I need is a kilt, and just see, people will finally take me seriously!”
Careful Sire, not if you wear very shiny shoes they won't!
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Old 24th Jun 2024, 14:03
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By the way, I overheard somebody describing me as Idiopathic recently which I rather liked. Tell me, what does it actually mean?
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Old 24th Jun 2024, 18:42
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How I won my VC by Idi Amin, firing, I ❤️ Idi tee shirts to the petrified crowd.
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Old 24th Jun 2024, 19:20
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The back blast is going to really help my promotion prospects 😀
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All the bystanders in unison
“Oh course Idi, your dong is longer than this weapon !”
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Old 25th Jun 2024, 17:25
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Man on left: Looks like you did everything perfectly, Sir. Must have been the Coriolis effect.
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Old 25th Jun 2024, 18:19
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Some of us just haven’t got the stomach for it Idi, know what i mean Idi, know what I mean….
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Old 25th Jun 2024, 19:45
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Let's get dis sucker fired - I got ma kilt fitting and then a lesson on de bagpipes...
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If it wasn't called a missile I'd have hit the target. Idiots!
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Old 26th Jun 2024, 09:34
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“Hahaha! You laughin'? You think I won’t pull the trigger? Well, watch this…”
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Old 26th Jun 2024, 11:19
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(Man on right, with huge grin) : "Dis dopey Prez'den don't realise it's a bollard I just pulled outa da Walmart parkin' lot!"
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Old 26th Jun 2024, 16:35
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They say it will kill a tank at 350 Yards, but gentlemen, watch it kill a peasant family in their hovel at 40o Yards.
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Let’s blow some sh*t up, we can try it on your barracks over there first.
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I won my VC for killing 15 soldiers in a single combat… mind you, they were all standing behind me rather like you are.
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