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Old 20th Jun 2024, 22:26
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They make us dig our graves, but we ain't dead yet. Yet......
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Old 20th Jun 2024, 22:43
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What children see when they first use a magnifying glass to examine their ant farm.

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Old 20th Jun 2024, 23:34
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Man on right: Sarge said the general wanted statues for the niches. There weren't any, so they picked the hardest men in the battalion.

Man in center: I guess the mademoiselles have been talking again.
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Old 21st Jun 2024, 01:44
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Labours manifesto promise to get everyone off the streets and into sheltered accommodation was found to be severely lacking in reality.
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où est le papier
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Old 21st Jun 2024, 04:01
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Tunnel? No Sarge, we 'aven't seen any tunnels 'round 'ere....
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I keep pulling this chain but nothing happens. eerr that’s not the chain!!
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Accommodation for the Privates was good ....but the NCO's mess was a little cramped..
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Why’s Nigel on the parapet?

He still needs to find his niche.
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"I wish they'd get round to burying Nigel up there on the parapet ... he's beginning to smell something awful."
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Join the army they said....you'll find your niche in life they said....yeah....right....OK....
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Old 21st Jun 2024, 10:57
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“Just our Buddhas-of-Bamiyan routine for the Christmas panto, Sarge.”

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"As CMC I'll be putting in a strong complaint about sub-standard detachment accommodation"
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Oy, careful Sarge, your sitting on my trench foot!
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I absolutely hate being pigeon holed...
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Early attempts at the Great Escape were found to be flawed, when it was realised that the tunnels, Tom, Dick and Harry, all started at the same place.
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‘ere, what’s that funny fing, wiff four propellers on the top buzzing around our trench?
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Don’t worry Sarge I’ve put in a requisition for you, Hole, Protection Qty 1
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You can have it in any colour you want, as long as it's brown.


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