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Old 19th Jun 2024, 21:22
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**** me, I’m stuck with another village idiot… hmm.. I wonder if i could sign him up to go to the front like the rest of them did?
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putin: "isn't it meant to go a bit higher before it goes BOOM?!"
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Old 19th Jun 2024, 21:32
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That’s got to be a record for a turret toss, thank Christ the little fat one isn’t paying attention.
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So we will exchange our most modern tanks, the T55 for your missiles.

But you’re most modern tank is the T90…

That was last year, our most modern tank being supplied to the Battlefield now is the T55.
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Oh my Gawd! Here comes another opinion poll!
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Putin watches as his morning constitutional floats toward the DMZ.
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Putin: "Something just popped out of that drone up there..."
Fat Boy : ("If I start running now, it should miss me...")
Man in back: ("Looks like it is right on target!")
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Who farted?.....(thinks everyone else in the pic apart from the one who dealt it).
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Old 20th Jun 2024, 15:53
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Cooling down now, will try and call it around 9pm tonight as I'm out all day tomorrow - last orders, ladies and gentlemen please!
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Putin..
Must show my manly jawline off for the photographers..

Kim.
That’s me foooked
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I must admit Kim, iv’e never seen Generals fired out of a canon before, I must try that when I get home, it appears to be more satisfying than simply pushing them out of windows.
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Old 20th Jun 2024, 17:10
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Tall guy in back ... "Who would like some tea?"
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Wow, pigs do fly…

Naaa, that’s just Buster skinny dipping off the high board.
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Thumbs down

So we have reserved the Presidential suite for you on the 34th floor.

I don’t mean to offend you Kim, but have you got anything lower, preferably at ground level?
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OK, thanks all some good sniggers there but tonight's winner is:

Originally Posted by Fly-by-Wife
An awkward moment at the urinals.
CST has been collected by the DPRKPO dilapidated nag and cart and should be with you sometime...

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Old 20th Jun 2024, 21:57
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Unfortunately, the CS Trophy delivery has been held up due to sanctions, but in the meantime have a go with this:

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Remember Lads, we’re doing this so that there’ll be no need for anyone else to go to War…
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Oi! No photos while we’re on the bog!
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Hurry up you lot! The wind is favourable and the Balloon is ready to go…
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