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Old 17th Jun 2024, 17:35
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Last orders, will attempt to score this tomorrow.
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Patiënt tries to look at the power sockets but the nurse doesn’t get the clue how to improve energy levels.
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This Crash Test Dummy has been hit:
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Old 17th Jun 2024, 21:26
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When you mix up the IT- and IC-departments
“Have you tried to switch it off and on again?”
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Yup, must be a body double for a General Officer, he has no spine, heart, or brain.
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Having had her way with him, she left him fast asleep.
Thoughtfully she wrote, “Same time tomorrow?”
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I can check this one off. Five more to set up, and Patton will be here in an hour.
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They think an M61 did this to him.
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I'm sorry Action Man ....the surgeon slipped a little during the op ....so we are transferring you to 'Barbie' ward!
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
I think youve been overdoing the viagra...

Ok the winner is Treddi, a man obviously speaking from experience.

The runner up with a late entry is

Originally Posted by 622
I'm sorry Action Man ....the surgeon slipped a little during the op ....so we are transferring you to 'Barbie' ward!


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Cheers Nutty, I'll bear that with a stiff upper lip...

Gotta do a few things first, so I'll find something a bit later this morning when I've coffeed up...
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Cheers Nutty, I'll bear that with a stiff upper lip...

Gotta do a few things first, so I'll find something a bit later this morning when I've coffeed up...
Shurely shome mishtake. It's not the lip that's supposed to go stiff...
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Old 19th Jun 2024, 08:19
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Guy in middle. Two quick shots to the back of their heads and I'll be King.
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