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Old 15th Jun 2024, 12:44
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Buster was still recovering from all those Mythbusters episodes
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Doris was excited to get her new book. Nursing for Dummies!
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Just filling out your death certificate. How do spell your surname?
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Steve Austin 2024 - a dataplate restoration built around Lee Majors' belly button...
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He's real patient.
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We used to treat actual patients, but we kept getting sued for malpractice.
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Jeez, the plastics in the water supply problem is really starting to take effect...
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...and Doctor thinks it would be best if you didn't attend this year's Meltdown Festival...
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Practicing writing up a light duty chit and a requisition for 5 aspirin. .
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Nurse Nichols is too shy to ask - can you give her a rendition of Ça Plane Pour Moi please?
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Still looks fake to me.

That's okay. It just needs to fool the Russians long enough for us to get the real patients to safety.
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CPR is next week: https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/pa...al-overskrides
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“Generally uncooperative patient, also refuses to wear a mask. Probably MAGA.”
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Broken bro Ken.
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Depite carrying out a battery of diagnostic tests, Dr. Karen Mitty was finally unmasked as a fraud when she failed to spot that her patient was not, in fact, a human being.
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Nurse Jones pretending to write up notes while secretly trying to peek under the blanket to see what lurks beneath...
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This is as clear a case of pining for the fjords as I've ever seen, notes Dr. Baumgartner.
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Everyone said the best thing about military hospitals was the resilient patients. But somehow I'm not seeing it.
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