Caption Competition Mk IV
FI: Hoskins what have you done this time.
Hoskins: It’s OK, boss I’ve got the emergency ambulance on speed dial!
Hoskins: It’s OK, boss I’ve got the emergency ambulance on speed dial!
When you say our new place is under the flight path, just how close are we talking about here?
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"Stick forward, houses get bigger. Stick more forward, houses get even bigger more quickly..."
"Say again, Sir?"
"Say again, Sir?"
Hoskins: “So now, how do we engage the thrust-reversers?”
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Honey I'm home!
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Next time, Hoskins, can we use the front door!
Meanwhile back in Ted’s Diner. Err excuse me miss there’s a gnat in my soup!
yes I know but why let the truth get in the way of a good joke!
yes I know but why let the truth get in the way of a good joke!
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And that’s what breaking through the sound barrier feels like.
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Ok, write it up as we over ran the runway, then hit a patch of hardened clay, damage was negligible, no point telling them the full facts.
The annual Predator vs King Kong lawn darts event was even until King Kong badly missed his last throw.
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US airways may deliver you to the cities airport, but the USAF takes you home.