Caption Competition Mk IV

[jolihokistix]

Well, you managed it without a scratch. There is that!

[SLXOwft]

On the bright side I avoided a wirestrike.

[SLXOwft]

I was so fed up with my Pa saying he coulda flown his Jug through a brick wall I just had to try in my Deuce.

[Chu Chu]

And they said building it out of EMAS was crazy.

[fitliker]

He still missed happy hour by two minutes , might have made it if he used the bang seat .

[fitliker]

Another condo development in a flight path , the condo association members will not like the repair bill for this one

[cavuman1]

Deploy the airbrake and she takes on the flight characteristics of a ton of bricks!

- Ed

[treadigraph]

Mate, it's the known as the Cornfield Bomber not the Brickfield Bomber...

[sealo0]

No, Hoskins I said drive in not dive in!

[Fly-by-Wife]

"A double cheeseburger with large fries ... and a ladder, please"

[sealo0]

There are easier ways of putting in a new window and skylight!

[son of brommers]

He dropped more than a dart with that landing.

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, you idiot. I said we needed a stovepipe. Everyone knows Republic lost the interceptor competition.

[Chu Chu]

The good news is lightning never strikes twice in the same place. The bad news is it isn’t a Lightning.

[Stockportcounty]

So Hoskins, are you sticking with, the ILS needs recalibrating ?

[cavuman1]

Alarmed that the crescendo whining was growing closer by the second, Mrs. Hoskins decided that it would be prudent to close the window blinds. Moments later, her husband arrived. As usual, he had forgotten to pick up the bread.

- Ed

[Buster Hyman]

I just wanted to test the ceiling on this thing. To be honest, it's a little disappointing so we might look for another Apartment.

[Chu Chu]

Or ceiling is 50 feet and broken.

[cynicalint]

Wow! The first time the hard base equals the hard ceiling!

[sealo0]

No, No Hoskins the other up!