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Old 4th Jun 2024, 20:40
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The airline ran a bare bones operation.
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Old 4th Jun 2024, 20:59
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Huh, And Michael O’Leary is always banging on about how he developed the low frills airline model
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Old 4th Jun 2024, 21:01
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Passenger to Pilot

”when does the in flight service start”

Pilot to Passenger

”Well I can fly the airplane or serve you, what’s your preference?”
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Old 4th Jun 2024, 21:04
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“Of course we will have an on time arrival “

The first, but definitely not the last time the pilot has lied to his passengers
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Looks like we missed the pitot cover.
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MS Flight Simulator 1909
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"So....... we just wait here until someone invents an aero engine, do we?"
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Man on the right: "I really, really need a wee".
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Shouldn't we be wearing big watches & epaulets?
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My wife paid just 50 guineas for my birthday ride in the new two-seat version! Is this love or what!?!
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The judges decision is final, and looking for co-respondents to enter into.

Honourable mention to MPN 11 “Cheer up, Dad … you can have a go in a minute.”
And to Nutty: Nothing on the clock but the makers…… f*ck, where's the clock gone?

But the tinfoil pilot's wings and certificate to Fly-by Wife: Man on the right:
"I really, really need a wee".
(Been there, nearly had an accident when the descent was extended and delayed and the FA wouldn't let me out of the seat...)
You are up, sir.
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Old 5th Jun 2024, 14:06
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Thanks AC!

This pic caught my eye -


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Oh my God, I just swallowed Ed Davey...
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Coming to a cinema near you.....

Full Metal Jaws (Part Four and a Half)
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TOILETS BLOCKED!!!!!!!
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Wow that purple Kool Aid really gets soldiers going !
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PFC Hoskins perfects his police car imitation.

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Sargent, I wish to respectfully lodge a complaint with respect to the misalignment of the actual wage and working conditions versus what I was promised at the recruiting center
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At least you didn't get the pink mouth guard
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Specialist Green forgot to check for crabs.
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