Caption Competition Mk IV
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“… and your lifejacket is fastened like this …”
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Glass Cockpit v. 1.0
"How many times do I have to tell you? Fasten that ^*&^%$# seatbelt!"
- Ed
- Ed
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Ahhh, us magnificent men in our flying machines… I’ll have you know I identify as a he / she young man.
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The wheel? I stole it off a Trenchards Brat.
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Prepare for in flight catering, there is a swarm of midges ahead..
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Nothing on the clock but the makers…… f*ck, where's the clock gone?
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It’s my safety hat, I don’t want to get sunburnt you know.
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There’s some self important looking chap down there shouting he’s from the FAA or something like that…
What’s the FAA?
God knows, just ignore him and hopefully he’ll bugger orf.
What’s the FAA?
God knows, just ignore him and hopefully he’ll bugger orf.
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And finally Sir, if you just carry out an emergency stop I will sign up your licence.
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So when they amended the Highway Code and handed the power to the cyclist’s, I thought sod that, so I shut up my cycle shop and decided to go into the aeroplane business.
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Well…. we started out building a mobile fish and chip van, but it somehow morphed into this, we were originally going to call it the Wright Fryer,……… rather catchy sounding wasn’t it.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK Glenn... take it back Buddy... Glenn... c'mon man, don't mess around, I'm getting nervous... Glenn?
Avoid imitations
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“Stop saying give it some clog, will you? I’m the captain and I’m wearing boots!