Caption Competition Mk IV
Don't worry, he is a politician so he will talk his way out it
Look at the bright side, If it was Sunak he would be tethered to a paddle board that was sinking fast
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OK, time to splash this one - new caption for the new week...
Runner up for no reason other than if Joli ducks himself, Buster can jump in...
Winner is Jolihokistix by a narrow margin as it was first out of the box and made me laugh. So did the rest...
CST on its way to you courtesy of a group of ham fisted politicians, assuming the don't drop it...
Mine might have been "Ed thinks if he gets the prat-fall out of the way at the start, there is less likelihood of him looking like a real idiot closer to polling".
Runner up for no reason other than if Joli ducks himself, Buster can jump in...
Winner is Jolihokistix by a narrow margin as it was first out of the box and made me laugh. So did the rest...
CST on its way to you courtesy of a group of ham fisted politicians, assuming the don't drop it...
Mine might have been "Ed thinks if he gets the prat-fall out of the way at the start, there is less likelihood of him looking like a real idiot closer to polling".
Ta muchly Treaders.
Try this:
Try this:
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Harry Potter may have a wand, but I just wack them over the head with this.
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My pace stick doesn’t open up, but I just shove mine up their arses and that soon gets them moving.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
And thus the "Light Bulb Moment" as Cyberdildonics spills into the inventor's mind.
- Ed
- Ed
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.....oh, Ducks! Got it...
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And Buster can jump in...
Well now we know why the aeroplane crashed….
It’s not broken it’s British!
Hat, Coat, Umbrella, Briefcase, Roller Bag… I think it’s .time to head for the emergency slide after that one
Hat, Coat, Umbrella, Briefcase, Roller Bag… I think it’s .time to head for the emergency slide after that one
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50 year old photo found showing Joe Biden wondering if he should get a back bone fitted...
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...and suddenly, there was I upside down, nothing on the clock, in fact no clock and no dashed kite, just the stick in my hand... so, anyway, I chandelled round, got the blighter hun in my sights, dispatched him, hedge hopped home in time for tea, medals and an outrageous entry in the line book. Still got the stick, as you see...