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Old 15th Aug 2023, 00:44
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They sure spent a lot of money to win the ugliest airplane contest.
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 00:45
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The Chief pilot is so fat he can't fit in the cockpit anymore !

We can fix that...
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 01:20
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"Ruuuuuth.."
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 06:43
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First Class always wants to get there before everybody else.
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 07:43
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US Customs on the phone - they want to know if you saw one of their Mohawks when you came up the coast at low level...
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Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just ask the pilot to take a shower more often!
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Sorry, it does that when ever it sees a Lear jet ....
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“Gesundheit!”
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You gave it a Covid jab didn’t you?
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We’re looking for another Tornado test bed. This one’s too fast!
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 08:32
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Burt Rutan - the early days...
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"C of G issues ?"
"No, we just put the pilots watch in the rear toilet and voila!"
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Spit or swallow?
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 09:39
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It's a Siamese Twin...
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 09:41
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Well you asked for a window seat Sir


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Old 15th Aug 2023, 09:53
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In the event of an accident, the last thing to go through your mind will be the captain's feet...
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"barfing mad..."
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Old 15th Aug 2023, 10:27
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It’s been like this since it saw that balloon on CapComp.
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Trump One, an early concept intended to keep him away from other people.
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