Caption Competition Mk IV

[jolihokistix]

"Well, yes, size does matter, in a sense."

[treadigraph]

You appear to have shot your bolt, Sergeant...

[Wensleydale]

"No - its not a tampon applicator...."

[Buster Hyman]

Ahh, it is a lite trigger. Just missed the suit, but I got his Toupee....

[treadigraph]

[treadigraph]

Bloke on left... "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

[jolihokistix]

... and this button here releases a flag saying BANG!

[sealo0]

Health and Safety says we should be wearing rubber…. Gloves for the use of!

[SLXOwft]

Ja, ma'am, hold it erect like this as you must treat all weapons as loaded

[sealo0]

Instructor: No I said scream not cream!

[Dan Gerous]

Try it on Mr Hi Viz. He thinks if he stands at the back no one will notice him.

[622]

Well I'm sure Miss Hoskins, having something to carry all your make up in is very important ...but...

[Fly-by-Wife]

Sergeant and Mrs. Jenkins about to perform a surprise Gender Reveal, military fashion.

[Buster Hyman]

"No, don't hold it like tha.............don't move. I'll get you a towel..."

[cavuman1]

"This here tel-e-scope identifies as a ba-zoo-ker."

- Ed

[cynicalint]

Bloke on left: " Oh my gawd, he's shown her the firing sequence!"

[treadigraph]

Are you sure this will cure my verruca?

[Chu Chu]

I'll this judge tomorrow night and let the Crown Princess get back to whatever it is Crown Princesses do.

[fitliker]

Most dangerous leaf blower , ever . Blew the leafs off the trees as well and the doors off the cottage .

[1859sqn]

Tracy was impressed by the size of Gary's weapon but rather less with his hair trigger...