Caption Competition Mk IV

[Buster Hyman]

"Attention Crew. I have some bad news. The Canary is Dead. It looks like the Blue Cheese & Onions were too much for the poor thing. Prepare to surface & change out the air!"

[Dan Gerous]

... and when we reach the beach at Dover, just put up your hands and claim asylum. They'll let anyone in over there.

[treadigraph]

Bloke under Macron's right elbow: "Who IS this clown?"

[Chu Chu]

And if we get any more of those English fishing boats here, they’ll think it’s Trafalgar all over again

Um, Sir. . .

[Dan Gerous]

Guy to Macs left, "He just happened to be visiting us on the same night as the ships karaoke competition"?

[Dan Gerous]

"And on mic, President Macron".
"You OK mike"?

[Wensleydale]

"I'm Colour blind?? Sacre Rouge"!!!

[SLXOwft]

Among those that made me smile were:

Nutty - Deploy the Surrender Monkeys!
Dan Gerous - ... and when we reach the beach at Dover, just put up your hands and claim asylum. They'll let anyone in over there.
Buster - "AUKUS ahead. Open tubes 1 & 2...."
Fitliker - Paddle faster , I hear banjo music

Un étoile d'argent for Buster getting in "...épée large appelant Danny Boy...épée large appelant Danny Boy...."

But the winner is Chu Chuwith: Man on left (sotto voice): I said we needed to bring in a Cousteau, not a Clouseau.

The CST will be on its way as soon as the 7th SOS can retrieve it from the East Anglian mud.

I was thinking along the lines of Non, Capitaine de frégate Bond, je m'attends à ce que vous mouriez.

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much SLXOwft!

Not sure if I will regret this, but here's one along similar lines (with a French connection, no less).

[Fly-by-Wife]

Right, this anti-tank weapon we call "Mother". "Mother NLAW, geddit?"

[treadigraph]

SLXOwft Cheers!

[treadigraph]

What have you been using this for?

[Fly-by-Wife]

"I'm so terribly sorry, I forgot which end was which! I do hope your chap will be all right"

[Fly-by-Wife]

Sergeant, when you say "squeeze the tit gently", I expect you to demonstrate with the trigger.

[Ascend Charlie]

"This one is the 3 horsepower kick-start diesel dildo, enough to satisfy a platoon of non-men."

[Big Pistons Forever]

Why am I the only one who brought an anti tank weapon to the impending tank attack ?

[Hydromet]

So this model features longitudinal, radial and orbital vibration, and this trigger wil provide additional lubrication.
It's the new powered post-hole digger, of course. What did you think it was?

[jolihokistix]

“It’s a strap-on.”

Suppressed grins all round.

[Buster Hyman]

"Yes, yes, stop Mansplaining!!! All I need to know is where the batteries go!"

[Buster Hyman]

"...and if you can't reverse out of the parking spot, this bad boy will clear the path in front of you!"