Caption Competition Mk IV
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Deploy the Surrender Monkeys!
These last two are jokes ok and do not infer anything as to the French military before you hop on your high horses.
These last two are jokes ok and do not infer anything as to the French military before you hop on your high horses.
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Open the outer hatches, in three…..two…..one…… Lunch!
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So I sent my uniform to the ships tailor and told him my jacket was an inch to short, I have just received it back, he has cut it in half and silver duct taped the two halves back together to increase the length!
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"Grail? No thanks, we already 'ave one!"
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(Man on left to man on right, sotto voce) "He thinks he is holding the microphone, but we switched it to the hand-held shower! Wait till he presses the bouton!"
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Ooooh! I didn't know that's what "up periscope" meant!
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We are nearing Hartlepool, lower the monkey over the side and ve will see if the locals are any friendlier
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They are telling me they asked for macarons, not me.